Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Quote of the Day:
[So AJ and I are making plans for Christmas and he’s in the bedroom talking while I’m in the bathroom. I literally have no idea what he’s talking about because I can’t understand him so I say]
Me: “I can’t understand what you’re saying.”
[To which he replies with as much emphasis as one can muster]
[Note: This may be slightly inappropriate but I have to for my own sake and sanity]
We were considering going to a comedy show last weekend and watched small bits of the comedians to see if we wanted to see them. One particular comedian did a bit about getting mugged.
He said that if you’re a man getting mugged you should yell out “rape!” because it’ll automatically make the mugger feel uncomfortable and therefore back off.
So AJ and I are running to the store to buy something and I say I’ll just run in so he doesn’t have to park but then remembered that I didn’t bring any money so I say.
Me: “I don’t have moneyGive me your wallet”